Hi there...this is me...KimChiFightingSantorum aka. Jim Bob!,  Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I have a stomach ulcer.





This is my mom, Roberta. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.

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This is my brother T.J. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.



My grand mom, Debbie, lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible.





My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. His name is Joey. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana . When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing.



My younger sister Paulette, lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after mom made a cake and my cousin Tom, turned it on an accident.





We are proud of my older brother Chris Soz. He is 27. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.



This is my older sister Jan. She has 15 kids and they all look different. She has a disease that makes her itch.





This is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is Jeff. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass.



This is AJ. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear.



These are 2 kids we throw stuff at, Vincent and Shane. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.



Nigel holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed a lot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmet.



My uncle Jimmy is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore. He is a Veitnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store.



This is my step brother Randall. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten cheese.





This is my twin brother Rex. We were born 4 minutes apart. Rex made medical history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. I hate him.





My great grandmother, Jeanette is lots of fun.Her name is Sally. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth.





One of my mom's boyfriends, Eddy. He has a rectal infection that makes him fart a lot. I think he caused our dog Rebel to die.





This is my sister Mary. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one day and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl. She smokes cigarettes too.





My cousin Tom, went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head. Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.





We found Frank sleeping under our trailer one night. Mom is teaching him how to use toilet paper.





This is my half brother Steve. Steve is going to be a policeman one day. He already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people.





Robert dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear.





This is my 3rd cousin Hank. Hank works in a dog collar factory in the city. He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty before they are shipped to the store.





This is my sister's boyfriend Ryan. He is running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby. He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city.







My half brother Frank and his wife Ann. She is pretty i think. They raise Possum in their back yard. They are not allowed to have children.


Now aint they  purty